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by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2014 at 9:34am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door to ask for my opinion. I still don't understand why she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2013 at 12:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML
by IamAflyingCat / 10/22/2013 at 5:12am / United States / Animals
Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML
by Quasimodo / 10/18/2013 at 8:40am / Norway (Hordaland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by TiredMum / 10/16/2013 at 9:33am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by mustabeendrugs / 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
by twatstick / 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work
Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML
by DocKreso / 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm / Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska) / Work
by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I painted and repaired two bookcases for my Grandma. As I was putting it all back together…