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Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML

#20950369
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44469) - you deserved it (3354)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got a text from someone I met last night at a bar. We textd all day an plannd to meet up later. The whole time I had in my mind who he was , but when we met up it was someone completely different that I didn't remember. I had to sit through the whole date pretending I knew him. FML

TODAY, OUT OF PARTYING RAFLAX, I DOWND COMMUNION WINA LYK A VODKA SHOT. FML

#20830409
108 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML

#20829995
138 comments

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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I dislocatd mah shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and mah eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stoppd, and I was thrilld because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stoppd to order a cheeseburger. FML

#20823062
107 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 12:11am - health - by mcdonalds - United States

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about aving a boyfriend. I askd er, ( Did e take is sirt off? ) Se promptly said no. A few minutes later, se said, ( But e did take is pants off. ) I ten askedy. Se said, ( To sow me is penis. ) FML

#20743211
149 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm - kids - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Taday mah dad was helping me move mah stuff out. I'd askd mah boyfriend to deal with mah sex toys an lingerie, but still mah dad showd up later at mah new place, handd me a box full of them all, an simply said, ( I don't want to know. )

#20454623
108 comments

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I had an interview 4 a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation , he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

#8324479
279 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. big fat FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Taday mah grandmother patched up mah $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

#203751
457 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:40am - money - by ch (woman) - United States (California)

Today , One Of Mah Closest Friends An I Got Into A Fight. She Ends The Conversation With "My Grandma Just Had A Stroke. Bye." I Didn't Believe Her So I Replied "Thats Great. Bye." Turns Out Her Grandma Is In The Hospital In Critical Condition. FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at te age of 22 I started eating my boogers . FML

#962
115 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)



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