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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2638
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WhoopteDo : I'm a guy. I like roleplaying, gaming, anime, reading, image editing, music, and sports. And I'm a furry. Nineteen (in case you're too lazy to look up) if you're still reading after that furry thing. I also properly know how to draw a lower case "e" unlike everyone else. Yeah I'm serious about all that. I like girls a lot too.. But you should go back to slacking off and laughing at the miseries of others now. Or taking that crap..

P.S. Feel free to message me about whatever.
P.P.S. The images on my profile are not made by myself.

Are you really this bored? Fine then..

A tree in a library? I bet it wood leaf through the pages of a book or two.
Why was the actor bad at bowling? He couldn't get his role right.
Remember that even if you're the slowest person you know, you beat all the other sea men in the race to the egg.
If a quiz is a quizzicle then what's a test?
If someone says "Thank you captain obvious", acknowledge them with "No problem seargent sarcasm".

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48148) - you deserved it (25527)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36123) - you deserved it (2542)

On 12/26/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41312) - you deserved it (4179)

On 12/22/2013 at 4:28pm - kids - by bastard (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51728) - you deserved it (5129)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML


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On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML


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On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39661) - you deserved it (6758)

On 12/14/2013 at 12:05am - animals - by Crystal_Nicole - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46715) - you deserved it (10981)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML


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On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (72321) - you deserved it (6104)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

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