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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2620
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WhoopteDo : I'm a guy. I like roleplaying, gaming, anime, reading, image editing, music, and sports. And I'm a furry. Nineteen (in case you're too lazy to look up) if you're still reading after that furry thing. I also properly know how to draw a lower case "e" unlike everyone else. Yeah I'm serious about all that. I like girls a lot too.. But you should go back to slacking off and laughing at the miseries of others now. Or taking that crap..

P.S. Feel free to message me about whatever.
P.P.S. The images on my profile are not made by myself.

Are you really this bored? Fine then..

A tree in a library? I bet it wood leaf through the pages of a book or two.
Why was the actor bad at bowling? He couldn't get his role right.
Remember that even if you're the slowest person you know, you beat all the other sea men in the race to the egg.
If a quiz is a quizzicle then what's a test?
If someone says "Thank you captain obvious", acknowledge them with "No problem seargent sarcasm".

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WhoopteDo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45730) - you deserved it (3883)

On 08/02/2014 at 1:35am - love - by bertiebeth - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36677) - you deserved it (24622)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43584) - you deserved it (13075)

On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML


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On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML


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On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49552) - you deserved it (29570)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML


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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36708) - you deserved it (57710)

On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (57350)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I thought I'd never had an orgasm, my doctor informed me that I'm actually having orgasms almost every time I have sex. They just feel like utterly frustrating, slightly painful, unpleasurable and completely unsatisfying muscle contractions. FML

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42545) - you deserved it (8601) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

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