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WhoopteDoWhoopteDo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1411
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About WhoopteDo : I'm a guy. I like roleplaying, gaming, anime, reading, and sports. And I'm a furry. Nineteen (in case you're too lazy to look up) if you're still reading after that furry thing. Yeah I'm serious about all that. I like girls a lot too.. In college currently for computer programming, planning on specializing in gaming. But you should go back to slacking off and laughing at the miseries of others now. Or taking that crap..

P.S. Feel free to message me about whatever. Maybe we can share fur stuff or roleplay or something.

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WhoopteDo's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42504) - you deserved it (11634)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

#21252700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45786) - you deserved it (2945)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40578) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML

#21242424
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38774) - you deserved it (7184)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

#21240474
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31279) - you deserved it (13778)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:29pm - misc - by FANZZY - United States (New York)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (36637)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

#21227320
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/02/2014 at 1:35am - love - by bertiebeth - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

#21226906
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33993) - you deserved it (22602)

On 08/01/2014 at 4:45pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we decided to go to an aquarium for a little family get-away. At the end was a shark viewing deck, and I leaned over the rails to get a better look. How did I find out that my glasses needed to be adjusted? They fell off and sunk right to the bottom of the shark-infested waters. FML

#21211826
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40464) - you deserved it (11865)

On 07/17/2014 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date and ate in the park. When I crossed my legs under the table, I scraped my knee and got a lot of splinters in it. When I got back home and started digging out the splinters, my dad furiously demanded to know why I'd been on my knees during the date. FML

#21206411
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44282) - you deserved it (4227)

On 07/11/2014 at 9:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

#21196202
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46164) - you deserved it (26285)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58091) - you deserved it (8024)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47664) - you deserved it (28510)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47841) - you deserved it (6597)

On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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