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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2159
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About WhoopteDo : I'm a guy. I like roleplaying, gaming, anime, reading, image editing, music, and sports. And I'm a furry. Nineteen (in case you're too lazy to look up) if you're still reading after that furry thing. Yeah I'm serious about all that. I like girls a lot too.. But you should go back to slacking off and laughing at the miseries of others now. Or taking that crap..

P.S. Feel free to message me about whatever.
P.P.S. The images on my profile are not made by myself.

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WhoopteDo's favorite FMLs

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open my jars?" FML

#21378617
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31164) - you deserved it (4475)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

#21364495
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (3017)

On 02/27/2015 at 9:13am - love - by shoggoth_wild - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

#21355268
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28002) - you deserved it (7161)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:54am - love - by StrawHatBill (man) - United States

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18810) - you deserved it (35709)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML

#21353586
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33377) - you deserved it (3524)

On 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by doomed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

#21349028
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34566) - you deserved it (2340)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

#21346952
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28867) - you deserved it (3071)

On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I learned that if life gives you lemons, your sister is going to squeeze them over your face while you take a nap on the couch. FML

#21303546
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (2178)

On 11/21/2014 at 9:00pm - misc - by ShutUp007 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML

#21303306
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36115) - you deserved it (6557)

On 11/21/2014 at 1:18pm - love - by Recluse (man) -

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

#21301160
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (2696)

On 11/18/2014 at 12:35am - animals - by blindsparrow - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36299) - you deserved it (3796)

On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36486) - you deserved it (5262)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37336) - you deserved it (3924)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was asked to order a new lockable cash tin for work. When my boss returned to ask which one I'd selected, I said, "An 8-inch black one". Her giggle said it all. FML

#21265697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32692) - you deserved it (6283)

On 09/26/2014 at 9:03am - work - by dicksonthebrain (woman) - United Kingdom



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