This member hasn't filled in their description.
Whistlee's FML badges
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Whistlee's favorite FMLs
by Jaws / 02/10/2011 at 11:09am / France (Alsace) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
by Anonymous / 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
by fthis / 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, my mom decided to delete every one of my guy friends out of my phone. she's actually crazy.… Today, a customer threw a cup of cole slaw at my face at the restaurant I work at for "not serving…