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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49011) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11740) - you deserved it (35515)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

#3514129
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31944) - you deserved it (23111)

On 07/05/2009 at 9:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27184) - you deserved it (3866)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)



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