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Wheatbreadman

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Wheatbreadman

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Wheatbreadman : I am just your average piece of bread searching for entertainment.

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Fucked!<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:24pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

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Wheatbreadman's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (4030)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML

#19392856
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27470) - you deserved it (2148)

On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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