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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1654
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I call her to find out where she lives. She answers the phone only to hear my father yelling in the background, "stop talking to that whore." FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39054) - you deserved it (4910)

On 11/07/2009 at 6:58am - love - by PISSED (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

#6165427
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41564) - you deserved it (6688)

On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

#6165427
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41564) - you deserved it (6688)

On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37337) - you deserved it (7670)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got on my computer and saw my little brother had left his myspace page up with a message between him and his friend. They were talking about a plan to basically humiliate me in any way possible. It was called "Operation: Fat Cow." FML

#6029575
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34262) - you deserved it (4571)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by ilovemybrother (woman) - United States

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

#5947832
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10939) - you deserved it (38287)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)



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