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Visits<b>ChenEighty</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 6:43am

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Today, I received a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. FML


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On 05/18/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by JACKxRAWR (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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