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About Welshite : Ca4Mg9Sb3O4[Si6Be3AlFe2O36]

That's Welshite. I figured using its common name would be a bit more convenient.

I don't cuss, curse, or otherwise use profanity. Why? Because I was a strange child who made bets with myself to see how long I could remain clean-spoken.

Send me a message if you wish. All I ask is that you refrain from asking personal questions such as: age, gender, physical appearance, marital status, etc. They will remain unanswered.

A giant thank you to everyone who "liked" my profile! I appreciate it so much.

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