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Wellsley_493

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Wellsley_493

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Wellsley_493 : "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

And what a journey I've had, but through it all my soulmate kept me sane. He is my life, and I would give up everything for him.

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Wellsley_493's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15444) - you deserved it (35822)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

#19246597
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26632) - you deserved it (2390)

On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
424 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35859) - you deserved it (9706)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18798) - you deserved it (95737)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8227) - you deserved it (103350)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29281) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23975) - you deserved it (56402)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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