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Today, I ordered Chinese food. As I approached the restaurant to pick it up, I took out my keys and tried to unlock the front door. By the time I realized my mistake, everyone inside the restaurant had noticed and started laughing at me. FML
by Eric / 02/27/2012 at 4:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
by GothicbunnyxC / 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Miscellaneous
by ???? / 01/25/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Health
by FML / 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
by shellie / 01/13/2012 at 2:48am / Reserved / Health
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm / United Kingdom (London) / Kids
by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/27/2011 at 9:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by SoccerBabe42 / 12/26/2011 at 7:11am / Canada / Love
by jackgrant / 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Iran Islamic Republic of / Miscellaneous
by mademoiselleaus / 12/06/2011 at 7:26am / Australia / Work
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 12:23am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
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