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Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (69270)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my ex boyfriend I lost 20 lbs because of the stress of the break up. His response was "you're welcome." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52677) - you deserved it (26552)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by blutownie13 - United States

Today, I told my ex boyfriend I lost 20 lbs because of the stress of the break up. His response was "you're welcome." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52677) - you deserved it (26552)

On 04/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by blutownie13 - United States



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