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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Warriorcat17's favorite FMLs
by not crazy enough / 11/17/2014 at 1:48pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML
by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Drafrica / 10/13/2014 at 6:20am / South Africa / Intimacy
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by pasquale / 09/20/2014 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by disappointedjamaican / 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
by wowzer / 08/28/2014 at 3:58pm / Puerto Rico / Love
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
by lax22 / 04/13/2014 at 4:33pm / United States (California) / Love
by athletiks / 03/26/2014 at 6:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2014 at 8:03pm / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…