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  • Number of visits : 2489
  • Number of comments : 441
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Warmonger_Smurf : I read FML's on my down time.

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Today, I was driving back home when I saw a yellow object flying off my roof of my car through the side mirrors. I thought nothing of it, then I noticed that I didn't have my phone with me. That's when I realized that the "flying yellow object" was my phone. FML

#21521941
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16074) - you deserved it (5948)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

#21521929
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18975) - you deserved it (1267)

On 02/01/2016 at 10:23pm - love - by itsjustemcee - United States

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

#21508210
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22456) - you deserved it (2018)

On 12/26/2015 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

#21508172
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18759) - you deserved it (9672)

On 12/26/2015 at 6:04pm - kids - by oldskoolfun - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my family and I were going to my grandparents' for Christmas. As my car was totaled recently, I had to get a ride with them. They left without me in the time it took to put my shoes and socks on. FML

Today, after 6 years, two raises and a promotion, thanks to student loans I make less disposable income than I did when I first started this job. FML

#21507361
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18759) - you deserved it (1742)

On 12/24/2015 at 3:52pm - money - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I'm spending Christmas Eve at the hospital. Why? Because when I blew my nose, a ball of flesh connected to a tendril of skin shot out, and it wouldn't go back up. FML

#21507325
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20569) - you deserved it (1374)

On 12/24/2015 at 2:01pm - health - by yek (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I told my friend I was considering adopting a dog. She looked at me like I was Satan and went on a rant about how dogs are "born evil" and will always maul someone given the chance. I still have the marks from when one of her psycho cats sliced open my arm last month. FML

#21507307
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19949) - you deserved it (1552)

On 12/24/2015 at 1:06pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

#21507294
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21450) - you deserved it (1474)

On 12/24/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet. In the video, I was suffering from sleep paralysis. He's convinced I'm part demon. FML

#21507260
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19934) - you deserved it (1633)

On 12/24/2015 at 11:06am - kids - by mommiedearest - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mom decided that my hair was too long and that she was going to cut it. I now look like a male extra from Xanadu. FML

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

#21507006
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17153) - you deserved it (13780)

On 12/23/2015 at 6:26pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I was in a car accident, two days before Christmas. I'm now laying at home, not able to walk. My whole family thinks that I'm joking. A car drove over my foot, I'm not joking. FML

#21506891
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (1651)

On 12/23/2015 at 1:03pm - health - by julieriis - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML

#21495221
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20470) - you deserved it (2639)

On 11/21/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

#21495198
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm - misc - by elena02 - United States (New Jersey)



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