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WantsHazzasGravy
  • Town/Country : 'Murica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About WantsHazzasGravy : Vas Happenin' ? I'm a HUGE Directioner. Yanno, those 5 amazayn boys? Yup. c; and if you're a directionator or a 1D hater, it's on like donkey kong, bitch.
My kik is WantsHazzasGravy if you want to talk, I don't really message on here that much.

Anyways, message me and ask questions if you have any. Start a conversation . c:
But if you're a One Direction hater or Directionator, don't bore me with your bullshit. Just get out of my kitchen, bish. Toodles! :D

P.S. You're cute as a button every single one of you ;3 (directioners will get this)

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WantsHazzasGravy's favorite FMLs

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47694) - you deserved it (2692)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37394) - you deserved it (4794)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49844) - you deserved it (3981)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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