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  • Number of visits : 589
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About WantsHazzasGravy : Hello! My name is Meghan. I spend almost every minute of my life obsessing over bands.

Message me and ask questions if you have any.

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Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML


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On 05/31/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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