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About WantsHazzasGravy : Hello! My name is Meghan. I spend almost every minute of my life obsessing over bands.
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Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML
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