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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 22510
  • Number of comments : 1405
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35913) - you deserved it (27177)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register. Only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

#17678735
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23147) - you deserved it (4288)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (2681)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31602) - you deserved it (3225)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29600) - you deserved it (9705)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

#17629696
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35295) - you deserved it (2326)

On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife compared me to Sid the sloth from Ice Age. Same smile, same eyes, same belly, same big feet. FML

#17629436
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27089) - you deserved it (5439)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:25pm - love - by faceless_sailor8 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2298)

On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend kept falling asleep while he was at my house with me. I tried to have sex with him to help wake him up, but he said he was too tired and fell back asleep. Five minutes later, my friend walks in the room with food. He woke up from the smell and got up to get some for himself. FML

#17612364
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31655) - you deserved it (5909)

On 08/29/2011 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by bobin - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13305) - you deserved it (56024)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I excitedly showed my new roommate my pet fish. She then told me about how she purposely starved her last fish to see how long it would take before they started eating each other before starving to death. FML

#17597730
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31799) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:59pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31879) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31879) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

#17597553
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31879) - you deserved it (2574)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm - misc - by concertqueen - United States (California)



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