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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 18519
  • Number of comments : 1269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

#18440924
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (6450)

On 12/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by smileytheface - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42781) - you deserved it (4488)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

#18262782
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26143) - you deserved it (4106)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34629) - you deserved it (24650)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

#17952669
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32298) - you deserved it (3563)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

#17952669
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32298) - you deserved it (3563)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm - love - by maninpain - Kenya

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24450) - you deserved it (3231)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

#17913530
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34202) - you deserved it (7488)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

#17912138
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (33296)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29087) - you deserved it (4477)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

#17813081
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (1971)

On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33192) - you deserved it (25559)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register. Only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

#17678735
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21466) - you deserved it (4076)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

#17672828
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (2674)

On 09/05/2011 at 5:37pm - health - by oxymorons - United States (Arizona)



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