Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

WCARlover

Online | Search for a member

WCARlover

220Liked!

WCARlover
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19233
  • Number of comments : 1298
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

WCARlover's page activity

Visits<b>dakatabg</b> - 3 hours ago<b>elizabeth_black</b> - 12 hours ago<b>ostark</b> - yesterday at 12:50am<b>srinathmatti</b> - yesterday at 12:09am<b>K_kanaka</b> - yesterday at 10:55pm<b>zBLAKEz</b> - yesterday at 10:05pm<b>Mauer_jon</b> - yesterday at 8:22pm<b>hatebreeder666</b> - yesterday at 8:14pm<b>izkiz</b> - yesterday at 6:14pm<b>chatokun</b> - yesterday at 5:58pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - yesterday at 5:48pm<b>Matheo</b> - yesterday at 3:58pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - yesterday at 3:53pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - yesterday at 7:55am<b>Justinberry</b> - yesterday at 7:40am<b>itssbeegee</b> - yesterday at 6:17am<b>mrknowsitall</b> - yesterday at 2:27am<b>MrCrazytown</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 1:32am

Liked!<b>Mauer_jon</b> - 24 hours ago<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:31pm<b>Kyze_Ninja</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:56pm<b>stevenN659</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 2:36pm<b>lucyisbae</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 1:59am<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:40am<b>nxnaku</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 4:45am<b>edmunson</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:06am<b>chandler1127</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:38am<b>MyDixieNormis</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:14pm<b>ShaniaLeafml</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:57pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:45pm<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:20pm<b>boboates</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:12pm<b>xtg14x</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 7:07pm<b>int15</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 5:31pm<b>Justinberry</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 5:30pm

WCARlover's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of WCARlover's badges

WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

#18457240
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (3547)

On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28340) - you deserved it (6011)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

#18456086
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (4643)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32750) - you deserved it (2252)

On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

#18452488
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36889) - you deserved it (18962)

On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13659) - you deserved it (42586)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (6645)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35442) - you deserved it (6645)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (3025)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (3025)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

#18446136
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33145) - you deserved it (4199)

On 12/06/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (4915)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML

#18443540
99 comments


Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: