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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 19237
  • Number of comments : 1299
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today... I was surprisd that my husband suggestd we take a shower together to save water. He also suggestd we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53768) - you deserved it (4571)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. real FML

#18735409
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (32678)

On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48405) - you deserved it (3998)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

my mothar thought it would ba a good idaa to tall ma that I was concaivad on an arplana toilat. FML

#18728247
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31486) - you deserved it (2747)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today I saw a nakad man 4 tha frst tima in mah lifa!! It was tha nuda modal in mah art class!! I was forcad to draw wrinklas and fat rolls in placas I didn't avan know axistad!! FML

#18727646
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (4600)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark

Today , I was diagnosd with vartigo. It's lika baing parpatually drunk , but without any of tha fun bits. maga FML

#18725965
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (2129)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, as an important meeting with clients was drawing to a close, we all stood up an they looool bid their farewells . My response was to blurt out, "Hello!" FML

#18701372
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18106) - you deserved it (6862)

On 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah dad had a day off an was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room . We now have no running water, no oven that works an the entire house is a bombsite . He has an entire week off . FML

#18700467
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (1860)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom

Today I found out mah roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible 4 all the bills an the rent. I would kick her out an get someone else but she's mah mother. mega FML

#18696209
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29922) - you deserved it (4148)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:35am - money - by cul8erqtpie20 - United States (Massachusetts)

2day it was our one year anniversary. After a surprise re-creation of our first date, we went ome, in te mood for love. Te food poisoning from te restaurant ad a different idea. FML

#18694109
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28356) - you deserved it (2143)

On 01/03/2012 at 3:14am - love - by snarly1 - United States (California)

I laarnad how to usa a fra axtinguishar. Too bad it was on my brand naw ovan. FML

#18638561
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20263) - you deserved it (3860)

On 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I'd had it with mah mom's addiction to weed so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist fir an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34451) - you deserved it (12304)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it... and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30733) - you deserved it (2008)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was riding the subway , reading a book , when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book!! Aghast by her rude gesture , I declined to take the paper!! I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl!! FML

#18522067
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22315) - you deserved it (11822)

On 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by Ms. Heartless (woman) - United States (New York)



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