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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 19543
  • Number of comments : 1313
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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Hard at Work

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15626) - you deserved it (35589)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34553) - you deserved it (7997)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

#16676929
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42875) - you deserved it (3288)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm - health - by Braxam - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49312) - you deserved it (6453)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

#16599837
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49312) - you deserved it (6453)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

#3684210
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71509) - you deserved it (12616)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (76032)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50248) - you deserved it (6823)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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