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WCARlover
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  • Number of visits : 19570
  • Number of comments : 1315
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About WCARlover : In case you're wondering, WCAR stands for the band We Came As Romans. I made this profile like 8000 years ago and I'm more into hip hop now...but don't get me wrong, WCAR is still good :)
Also, say hi to my lovely dog in the pic with me; he's generally a lot more happy than he appears in the photo ^-^
Anyway, have a nice day :D

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WCARlover's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML

#19508691
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (63780)

On 04/21/2012 at 11:15pm - misc - by Jenn P (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML

#19508407
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21577) - you deserved it (2123)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20586) - you deserved it (1825)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was issued with a £60 fine for being parked in a supermarket car-park for more than 3 hours. I work there. FML

Today, some Juggalos mocked me for the way I was dressed. Juggalos giving sartorial advice, really? FML

#19491584
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16896) - you deserved it (3365)

On 04/18/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by amazed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25938) - you deserved it (6001)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

#19414845
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9521) - you deserved it (50608)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by tatatest (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

#19414081
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22710) - you deserved it (4502)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:41pm - health - by TwiceDaily,Kids (man) - United States

Today, a lady told me her husband had sinus surgery. I replied, "Oh, I know someone who just had that done." I then realized I meant Alexis on The Real Housewives of the OC. FML

#19404446
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6663) - you deserved it (24543)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:53pm - misc - by gaagaa - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (1945)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

#19404145
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (11790)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

#19375581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15804) - you deserved it (4198)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML

#19375546
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8200) - you deserved it (18460)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

#19374256
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (3040)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (1788)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)



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