Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11104
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

W33nie's page activity

Visits<b>concon72</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 12:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:47pm<b>j_luisa</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:53am<b>charliethesteele</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 5:35pm<b>kodyyblue</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 8:58pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 12:08am<b>melons</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 6:50pm<b>LunaArgentum</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 4:42pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:21pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 1:10am<b>lottofee</b> - the 10/29/2009 at 7:00am<b>Geist</b> - the 09/04/2009 at 9:08pm<b>NobodysLover</b> - the 05/30/2009 at 1:15pm<b>lsutiget1999</b> - the 05/30/2009 at 12:10am<b>slowpainter</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 4:31pm<b>Gretzkey20</b> - the 05/01/2009 at 6:51pm<b>username666</b> - the 05/01/2009 at 8:42am<b>chubs</b> - the 04/27/2009 at 2:29am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:47pm

W33nie's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

W33nie's favorite FMLs

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

by airport / 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML

by Anonymous / 04/25/2009 at 12:13am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

by Idiocracy / 04/24/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I miss an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 8:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

by yuckspider / 04/19/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

by eyeamcool / 04/17/2009 at 12:11am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

by Kelavmeister / 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

by LizLiao / 04/14/2009 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

by lalanon / 04/03/2009 at 1:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy