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VonBlitzkrieg

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VonBlitzkrieg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1307
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VonBlitzkrieg : I frequent this site to laugh at your misery. This site has taught me two things: 1. Cats are assholes. 2. You can't trust hobos.

Me personally, I am a die-hard metalhead, I play guitar, I speak Spanish, a bit of German, a bit of Italian, I'm atheist, and I love muscle cars.

I can see who checks out my profile. I'm flattered.

VonBlitzkrieg's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:57pm<b>Malteser95</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:49pm<b>Wsparta</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 9:05am<b>weirdmaster25</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:25am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 9:42pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:36pm<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 7:23pm<b>Aruquience</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:46pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:48pm<b>ThatOneGirl2020</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 3:05am<b>DestinyNiya</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:05pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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VonBlitzkrieg's favorite FMLs

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33862) - you deserved it (4527)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48354) - you deserved it (13580)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

#21296872
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47817) - you deserved it (4907)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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