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VonBlitzkrieg

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VonBlitzkrieg

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1326
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VonBlitzkrieg : I frequent this site to laugh at your misery. This site has taught me two things: 1. Cats are assholes. 2. You can't trust hobos.

Me personally, I am a die-hard metalhead, I play guitar, I speak Spanish, a bit of German, a bit of Italian, I'm atheist, and I love muscle cars.

I can see who checks out my profile. I'm flattered.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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VonBlitzkrieg's favorite FMLs

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33879) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48411) - you deserved it (13588)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

#21296872
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47871) - you deserved it (4910)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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