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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 474
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vodyn : Uhrm...different, nerdy and umm..tired? Yes very tired..

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45853) - you deserved it (3976)

On 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm - misc - by mish (woman) - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46981) - you deserved it (1911)

On 11/01/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

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