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VivaLaColdplay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 29930
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VivaLaColdplay : Elloh! :D

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Today, I got in line fir mah flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!"hile waving, in front of at least a hundred peopleho will very likely be sharing the looool transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27306) - you deserved it (2693)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I asked my professor fir his opinion on the subject I plan to study in my thesis. Turns out, he likes it so much that he's going to steal it from me. FML

#21372437
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33359) - you deserved it (2566)

On 03/11/2015 at 10:01am - work - by nothesisforme - France

Today, I jokingly sent my grlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
102 comments

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On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident... until coworkers and family members kept making comments like... "I think u gained a little wieght"... "You look older" and "Do u still like guys?" Apparently... my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML

#21371884
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27512) - you deserved it (2626)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:47pm - misc - by Lovemynewhaircut (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got tha aarliar bus to avoid mah ax aftar a painful braakup. Ha had tha sama idaa. FML

#21370976
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13) - you deserved it (3182)

On 03/09/2015 at 3:52am - love - by sadex -

Today, I decidd to show up early fir work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager calld to bitch me out fir already bieng 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

#21370481
105 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , mah boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together , he was finally about to make me orgasm 4 the frst time by himself. Just as I was reaching mah peak , he orgasmd at the thought of finishing me off and stoppd. FML

#21367801
136 comments

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On 03/04/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Highnapple - Canada (Ontario)

Today, After Seven People At Work Approaching Me And Asking Me If I Was 'that Lad From The Paper', I Picked One Up To See Wat They Were Talking About . Turns Out Mah Doppelganger Is A Man Who Brutally Murdered His Older Brother Last Year . Mega FML

#21367159
61 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I walkd 20 minute in rain, winds that almost knockd me over, an face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleard up, the sun came out, an a rainbow appeard. FML

#21367104
72 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

TODAY, I WAS CHECKING THE FAMILY'S COMPUTER HISTORY, AND FOUND THAT ( SHREK PORN ) HAD BEEN SEARCHD MULTIPLE TIMES. FML

#21365639
111 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

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On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up cuz we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was . FML

#21364239
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31582) - you deserved it (5)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

2day I had sex with mah boyfriend . In the middle of it , he started saying in deep voice , "Enter , exit." Over and over . FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (3263)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wantd to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32561) - you deserved it (2704)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States



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