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Vitrolicz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 415
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Vitrolicz : Hmm. I guess I should start by saying that I'm 16, play soccer and am generally more mature than most of my generation. I like to play video games and am pretty shy, but since most people my age annoy me, I don't talk to them at all.

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Vitrolicz's favorite FMLs

Today, I managed to throw my back out by blowing my nose. FML

#21409404
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25155) - you deserved it (2849)

On 05/13/2015 at 9:57am - health - by Hlaalette (woman) - Belgium

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

#21275066
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (15727)

On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

#21045407
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43236) - you deserved it (4672)

On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

#20128322
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32944) - you deserved it (4901)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25917) - you deserved it (2486)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37306) - you deserved it (8504)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States



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