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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About VitalDistance : Hi There Folks!
I'm just your average every day boy XD nothing special at all. I GFX in my spare time and play American Football.I can say tons of stupid things but bear with me please DX. Wow I'm bad at descriptions. I'll see you around I guess :D

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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML


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