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About Vinatierri : Yo! I'm an econ major at UofI. I tend to keep to myself and my close circle of friends, experimented with the whole college-partying thing to an extent and while it was fun it's not my thing. I like to read, work out just enough to stay healthy (and during breaks much more so), and...play StarCraft >:D!
Fmylife's great because it serves as an entertaining, constant reminder that we've all got it bad sometimes. I'm not so much positing/agreeing that misery loves company, but it does help you put things in a fairer, more legitimate context.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Friday 3 July 2015