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  • Number of visits : 7846
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Vinatierri : Yo! I'm an econ major at UofI. I tend to keep to myself and my close circle of friends, experimented with the whole college-partying thing to an extent and while it was fun it's not my thing. I like to read, work out just enough to stay healthy (and during breaks much more so), StarCraft >:D!

Fmylife's great because it serves as an entertaining, constant reminder that we've all got it bad sometimes. I'm not so much positing/agreeing that misery loves company, but it does help you put things in a fairer, more legitimate context.

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Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML


I agree, your life sucks (106296) - you deserved it (24903)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52064) - you deserved it (258628)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I saw him with another woman. I confronted both of them in screaming rage "What the fuck? Are you cheating on me with this ugly slut?" They were in shock. Turns out it was his cousin visiting from New Jersey, he was gonna introduce us at dinner. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:18am - love - by nowthatsfcked (woman) - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (56451) - you deserved it (4827)

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