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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

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VibratingMeerkat's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML

#21392651
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (2256)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (36121)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (4552)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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