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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26524) - you deserved it (2256)

On 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm - misc - by mademoiselle meurtre (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (36121)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30526) - you deserved it (4552)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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