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Verst

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  • Town/Country : Portland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1432
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Verst : A verst (Russian: верста, versta) is an obsolete Russian unit of length. It is defined as being 500 sazhen long, which makes a verst equal to 1.0668 kilometres (0.6629 miles; 3,500 feet).

Add 400 comments and 450 visits to my current amounts. (If those even matter).

I'm serious most of the time, but often I just mess around.

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Visits<b>Greattitan2</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:54am<b>hai111</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:54am<b>jbmurphy2</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 6:11am<b>jjjbrew</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 6:39pm<b>david_4197</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:49pm<b>wangwong</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:32pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:34pm<b>jet223</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:02am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:30pm<b>tulha</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:59am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:32pm<b>justdsve</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:24pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:15am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 9:39pm<b>kobra33</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 5:23pm<b>ATAVELLI</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:30pm<b>anonymouse5000</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:42pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 6:09pm

Fucked!<b>hai111</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:55pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 12:09am<b>AirTurtz72</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 5:43pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:24pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 6:02am<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:57am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:40am<b>Domonator</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 3:51am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:56am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 1:40am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:41am<b>Radgears47</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:32am<b>kawaii666</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 3:56am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:57pm<b>kittyninja19</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 1:53am<b>Solarfaze</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 8:29am<b>devinsanders1925</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 3:54am

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Verst's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29487) - you deserved it (8584)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, I spent my last $50 to get a ticket to take my daughter out for a nice birthday dinner tonight. It wasn't until after I purchased it that I realized the restaurant isn't even open on Mondays. FML

#21388611
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26504) - you deserved it (4763)

On 04/06/2015 at 12:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

#21318499
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31100) - you deserved it (2362)

On 12/16/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by shit_fer_luck (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40318) - you deserved it (4862)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML

#21257414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36045) - you deserved it (3163)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:36am - misc - by Jamestown of Vagina (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a middle-aged customer tried to pay for a $2 ice cream bar with a credit card. It was declined, so he made me swipe it again. Declined. "Quit touching the metal strip," he scowled. I held the outer edge of it and swiped. Declined. He then bitched me out as his mother paid for him. FML

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45024) - you deserved it (8021)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43531) - you deserved it (27795)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

#21226147
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36334) - you deserved it (3495)

On 07/31/2014 at 8:17pm - love - by Does this thought count? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53385) - you deserved it (7114)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

#21096273
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41755) - you deserved it (3460)

On 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother taught my 98-year-old great-uncle to knock on the wall if he needs us. He can't remember who we are; but every hour he can remember to knock to ask, "Is it breakfast yet?" FML

#21089766
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37695) - you deserved it (3894)

On 03/18/2014 at 4:36am - misc - by can't sleep - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML



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