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Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28790) - you deserved it (15261)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of almost six years asked me to move in with him. I assumed he meant that he was finally moving out of his parents' house and had found a place for us to live. No, it turns out he means he wants me to move in with him at his parents' place. FML

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Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20948) - you deserved it (5603)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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