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About Vayu : My mixtape is straight fire.

But in all seriousness, I'm a student and often busy. Message me if you need anything, I don't bite. :)

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Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

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