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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19488
  • Number of comments : 740
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.
My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a shit, just ask.

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Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML

#21469165
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26190) - you deserved it (3097)

On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

Today, my PE teacher yelled at me for not trying hard enough in class. This my second week back after being in the hospital with a collapsed lung. FML

#21468800
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (1566)

On 09/15/2015 at 2:05pm - health - by King_of_Cha0s - United States (California)

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

#21467707
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (1758)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - kids - by auraya1985 - United Kingdom

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

#21467409
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22970) - you deserved it (1709)

On 09/11/2015 at 7:50pm - misc - by Banana_Lord (woman) - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML

#21467190
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (8368)

On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally finished restoring a car after working on it for 6 months, so I took it out for a drive. On the way back, I stopped at a red light, but the drunk driver behind me didn't. FML

Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML

#21465159
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (2601)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:46am - work - by NotASportsGuy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my best friend she looked great in the dress she was wearing. My boyfriend overheard and is now convinced I'm a lesbian. FML

#21465068
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (1987)

On 09/06/2015 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

#21465050
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28253) - you deserved it (2226)

On 09/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by earlytermination - United States

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

#21464905
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (1829)

On 09/05/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by Blue_Heart - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML

#21464873
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20757) - you deserved it (9604)

On 09/05/2015 at 1:36pm - health - by the poor man - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

#21464787
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23905) - you deserved it (1649)

On 09/05/2015 at 4:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

#21464765
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19537) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/05/2015 at 1:56am - animals - by I'm a pussy, yeah yeah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

#21464737
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26038) - you deserved it (1862)

On 09/05/2015 at 12:26am - money - by occam's pube-razor (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss called me to say that I've been slow at work this week and that I will be replaced if I don't pick up the pace. That would be understandable, if I didn't have a broken ankle and pneumonia. FML

#21464590
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23493) - you deserved it (1495)

On 09/04/2015 at 5:56pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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