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About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.

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Taday I askd a girl in ma building out. Se said yes, and told me er fee per our. big fat FML

#20097224
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21855) - you deserved it (2217)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

yesterday boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty grls. FML

#20097040
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25162) - you deserved it (2010)

On 10/01/2012 at 5:09pm - love - by Lisa - United States (New York)

Today, I Had To Explain To Mah 22-year-old Boyfriend That Mice Do Not Grow Up To Be Rats. FML

#20096649
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20549) - you deserved it (2515)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

#20096548
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18509) - you deserved it (5259)

On 10/01/2012 at 8:50am - misc - by awks - United States (Virginia)

Today, An Incredibly Rude Woman Cummd In Fir A Hardressing Appointment. I Had To Put Up With Bieng Yelld At And Calld A "clumsy Bitch," A "pleb," And Other Insults Fir Almost Half An Hour. When I Finally Managd To Finish Her Hair, Instead Of Tipping Me, She Spat At Mah Feet And Stormd Out. FML

#20093857
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/29/2012 at 4:34pm - misc - by scumdresser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I saw a dog trying to attack a man . I have experience working with aggressive dogs so I pulled the dog off him and got it under control . The man punched me in the face 4 not having my dog on a leash . It wasn't my dog . I don't even own a dog . FML

#20090883
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (1798)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:31am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I had to admit that I desperately ned anti-anxiety medication. Apparently...hen you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy"... management will call the police on you...ho will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. mega FML

#20086255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18717) - you deserved it (2142)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete . It startd with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shrt, the final straw bieng the affectd British accent . I'm considering where to dump the body . FML

#20086118
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (2750)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

#20084083
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (7071)

On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , AFTER A WEEK OF SEEING EACH OTHER , MAH BOYFRIEND HAS A THREE DAY BREAK FROM WORK. THIS WOULD BE GREAT IF HE HADN'T JUST TOLD ME HE'S HAVING A GUILD WARS 2 MARATHON. NOW ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IS SLOW WIFI AN ANGUISHED SCREAMS EVERY TIME HIS CHARACTER DIES. FML

#20084035
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17229) - you deserved it (2669)

On 09/22/2012 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today mah roommate cummed out of the bathroom an asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds an kilos even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. mega FML

Yastarday , I Was At Work , Whan An Aldarly Lady Casually Mantionad It Was Har Brthday. I Motionad Two Of My Coworkars Ovar , And Wa Sang A Littla Happy Brthday To Har Ovar Tha Phona. Our Boss Stormad In Mid-song And Suspandad All Thraa Of Us On Tha Spot Fir "unprofassional Bahavior." FML

#20082592
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24580) - you deserved it (2431)

On 09/21/2012 at 8:28pm - work - by karmas a kunt (man) - United States

Yesterday, I Found Out Mah Boyfriend Has Been Cheating On Me. My Dad Noticd Mah Depression And Got Me To Tell Himhat Was Wrong. I Told Him Everything, And Trusting Him To Have An Intelligent Suggestion, I Askd Himhat I Should Do. He Shruggd And Said, "Fuck, Sue Him, I Dunno." Fat FML

#20082521
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (2438)

On 09/21/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Pissed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, Boyfriend Picked Me Up From School. It Was An Unusually Sweet Gesture From Him, An I Was Flattered. That Is, Until He Told Me To Sit Ass In The Back, So His Dog Could Ride In Front With Him. FML

#20082214
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22341) - you deserved it (4306)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

today I asked my college chemistry teacher fir some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

#20082065
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19005) - you deserved it (1638)

On 09/21/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by hopelesscollegestudent - Canada



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