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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18471
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist. And yet all of my selfies are horrible quality.

My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a fucking million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a crap, just ask.

Currently obsessed with the Fallouts. Playing 3 and 4 back to back, it's the best.

And I absolutely will play New Vegas, but it'll be awhile. Excited as hell though.

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Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML


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On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML


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On 01/22/2013 at 1:50am - love - by Roxy19 - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing with my husband how it was time I stopped taking birth control so we could have a baby. He looked at me and said sincerely, "We're a little young to be having kids, don't you think?". He's 35 and I'm 32. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 8:13am - love - by StillTooYoung (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the drummer of my band briefly mentioned something about not being allowed into the United States, just as he left our last practice before our big tour in America. FML

Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML


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On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while sledding with my daughter, I tried getting her to go down a steeper slope than she's used to. She was worried she'd crash, so I went first to show her how it's done. I lost control halfway down the hill, bailed, and rolled into a tree. My wife has it on video. FML

Today, I was driving and noticed a police car parked in a spot reserved for the handicapped. I stopped my car and got out to take a picture. The cop gave me a ticket for parking in the road. FML

Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML


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On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

Today, a bull escaped from the small farm down the street. It ended up in my yard and would not let me outside. I called animal control, who said, "We only deal with regular animals." FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm - animals - by bull-stuff - United States (South Carolina)

Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

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