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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19555
  • Number of comments : 740
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.
My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a shit, just ask.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj's favorite FMLs

Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML

#21498071
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25868) - you deserved it (1527)

On 11/29/2015 at 2:05am - work - by jacobianscum (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

#21497712
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23175) - you deserved it (1571)

On 11/28/2015 at 1:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML

#21497686
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (1806)

On 11/28/2015 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was officially diagnosed with OCD. My mother's reaction? "That's not possible, she's a fucking slob." FML

#21497646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22815) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm - misc - by AlwaysTired - United States (California)

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

#21497634
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21858) - you deserved it (5229)

On 11/27/2015 at 9:38pm - misc - by Wtfbruhimmovingout (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML

#21497594
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21258) - you deserved it (13498)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm - money - by nitemastr15 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent half an hour trying to convince my husband not to re-enact a video he saw online of a guy tying some rope to a running chainsaw, then swinging it around his head. He finally agreed not to do something so stupid. A few hours later, he did it anyway. FML

#21497413
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23081) - you deserved it (2466)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

#21497410
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23513) - you deserved it (1514)

On 11/27/2015 at 7:39am - work - by fabz (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I noticed that the eye drops I have been using 3 times a day for the past week expired when the Jonas Brothers were popular. FML

#21497247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20163) - you deserved it (5211)

On 11/26/2015 at 9:47pm - health - by clkoko - United States (New York)

Today, my brother was playing one of those old street fighter games. He suddenly asked me what "K.O." meant. I told him it meant "Knocked Out," but he started getting mad at me because "'knocked' isn't spelled with a 'k'". He's 17. FML

#21497244
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21650) - you deserved it (1395)

On 11/26/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by askprussia (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to carry a 25kg bag of cement to an elderly customer's car because she refused to use a cart. "You're paid to work, so I'm gonna make you work." FML

#21497242
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23838) - you deserved it (3050)

On 11/26/2015 at 9:26pm - work - by I hate retail (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom prevented me from walking a neighbor's dog because she said I'm obsessed with it. I walk the dog three times a day because that's what the neighbors pay me to do. FML

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

#21496938
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20418) - you deserved it (7035)

On 11/26/2015 at 2:57am - misc - by hating my life - United States

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML

#21496891
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11684) - you deserved it (27913)

On 11/26/2015 at 12:35am - misc - by clumsy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my parents I don't really like children and probably won't have any in the future. They sat me down and gave me a lecture on how people who hate kids are heartless. FML

#21496649
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (3496)

On 11/25/2015 at 12:30pm - kids - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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