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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18534
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist. And yet all of my selfies are horrible quality.

My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a fucking million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a crap, just ask.

Currently obsessed with the Fallouts. Playing 3 and 4 back to back, it's the best.

And I absolutely will play New Vegas, but it'll be awhile. Excited as hell though.

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Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 11:32pm - misc - by alex327 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 6:18pm - misc - by MyLegsHurt - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 6:16pm - money - by broke4life -

Today, I knocked a girl lightly in the head with a prop at a costume party. I apologized profusely to the drama queen as she walked away blinking and holding her head. My boyfriend then told me that she had recently had brain surgery and it was hard for her to even leave the house. FML

Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML


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On 10/28/2015 at 12:11am - misc - by welp - United States (Missouri)

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, my husband and I spent 10 of our last $20 on pizza. Upon arriving home, I stepped out of the car and slipped on some mud, losing my balance and dropping the open box right into the mud. FML

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML


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On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother who passed last week. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML


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On 10/18/2015 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML


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On 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML


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On 10/14/2015 at 8:41am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML


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On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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