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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 18490
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist. And yet all of my selfies are horrible quality.

My favorite things include Dragonball Z, robots, and about a fucking million other things, like the Turbografx 16, so why even bother listing anything. If you give a crap, just ask.

Currently obsessed with the Fallouts. Playing 3 and 4 back to back, it's the best.

And I absolutely will play New Vegas, but it'll be awhile. Excited as hell though.

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Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML

Today, I was assigned to a group of four to brainstorm ideas for a project. One by one they listed their ideas, but when it was my turn they skipped me. They suddenly started a casual conversation with each other, oblivious of my existence, while I sat quietly between them for an hour. FML


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On 11/19/2015 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML


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On 11/19/2015 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML


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On 11/19/2015 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I opened up to my best friend about my depression. Her response: "If you're so depressed, why don't you just kill yourself?" FML


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On 11/13/2015 at 10:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML


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On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, I finally got to a point where I could ask my mother about how enthusiastically she used to beat me. First sentence out of her mouth was, "It didn't change your behaviour, but it did make me feel better." FML


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On 11/13/2015 at 12:24am - health - by MeAgainDr... (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML


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On 11/10/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by CoffeeStained - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML


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On 11/06/2015 at 12:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 11:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 4:31pm - misc - by fijiflu (woman) -

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML


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On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

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