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VasilisaUzhasnaj

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 January 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 25966
  • Number of comments : 740
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About VasilisaUzhasnaj : Soviet weeaboo artist.
My favorite things include Dragonball Z, cyberpunk, and about a million other things.

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Visits<b>ebroks</b> - the 11/28/2016 at 9:36am<b>One_In_Three</b> - the 11/18/2016 at 11:11am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 10/22/2016 at 8:58pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 10/20/2016 at 2:58pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 10/13/2016 at 3:13pm<b>withered</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 6:49am<b>mehibud</b> - the 10/06/2016 at 2:14am<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 10/01/2016 at 8:11pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 4:11pm<b>bigDBach</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 4:04am<b>blightedovum</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 12:47am<b>Aeriyx</b> - the 08/23/2016 at 11:37pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:26am<b>flyingflies</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 7:27am<b>ptvbabe229</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 12:03am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:06pm<b>swervelol</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 11:30am<b>JamesMago</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 4:02pm

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VasilisaUzhasnaj's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my dentist's appointment with huge anxiety because I had to get a filling. Last week, I paid $120 to be told I needed this filling. This time, I paid $80 to be told my teeth are fine. Each visit lasted all of 5 minutes. FML

by Toothach / 05/11/2016 at 9:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, my train departed over 10 minutes early. It was the last train of the day. I missed my transatlantic flight and along with it the vacation and concert I'd spent over a year saving for. FML

by 3,500 down / 05/07/2016 at 4:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money

Today, I went on a second date with a guy who seemed perfect in every way possible. That is until he started mentioned how children are a deal-breaker for him. I had to break it to him that I have a 14 month old daughter. He actually had the balls to ask if I'd ever consider foster care. Seriously, dude? FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2016 at 1:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the sensation to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

by Pee.H.D / 05/02/2016 at 1:24pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML

by Incompetent / 05/02/2016 at 8:27am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Work

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

by aianmoo16 / 05/01/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, I had to deal with a snobby rich woman who asked me to cure her daughter's "unhealthy obsession" with playing outside instead of watching TV with the rest of the family. She called me a liar when I said playing outside is a normal thing for a 6 year-old child to do. FML

by anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 1:59pm / United States / Work

Today, as I was stretching, I realized my hand can reach all the way up to touch the fan, when it was on, and going full speed. FML

by numb fingers / 04/15/2016 at 1:54am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I came to class, prepared with my notes for the debate we were having today. My teacher then told me that I would be representing the opposite side I chose, despite her saying we could choose our own sides. This happened minutes before the debate started, and my notes were useless. FML

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 8:12pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

by farmingman / 04/14/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML

by me / 04/14/2016 at 1:33pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my best friend told me she no longer wants an "active friendship" with me. She says she doesn't have time to see me, since she has a boyfriend and a bunch of friends she's spent years bitching to me about. We've gone from a 14 year friendship to awkwardly nodding at each other in the street. FML

by BFFN / 04/14/2016 at 11:36am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous

Today, after 4 years of staring each other down at the bar, we both finally made a move and ended up at his apartment. After 45 mins of unsuccessfully getting anywhere, I left, to walk home in a hail storm. FML

by disappointmentafter4years / 04/12/2016 at 3:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy