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  • Town/Country : South Yorkshire, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 April 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
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  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - 2 hours ago<b>Rababco</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 3:44pm<b>karnnie</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 11:35am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 2:11am<b>badassmf1234</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 10:45pm<b>liz_e_7</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 2:40am<b>Skycop_S</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 7:31pm<b>Leenah_93</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 10:52pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 12:47am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 8:08pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:28pm<b>NYGiants1925</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 2:06am<b>Nobodyptown</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:12pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 10:47pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 8:45am<b>meatball4122</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 8:57pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 6:51pm<b>1_Jew</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 1:47pm

Fucked!<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 2:08am<b>psmith78332</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 12:51am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:17pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 5:12am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 3:40am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:36am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 12:29am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:01pm<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 6:45am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 2:21am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 5:58pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:34pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 4:48am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 2:06pm

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Today, I started my first training day using an MRI machine and completely forgot to remove my nipple piercings before I went in. I've never experienced a pain so vile and lingering in my life. FML

by somuchhatesolittleworld / 05/09/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, once again someone pointed out how much my brother and boyfriend look alike. FML

by tellyc / 04/25/2016 at 10:36pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

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Today, I started my period almost a week earlier than I expected to. I also happened to be at the beach with a guy that I really liked when it started. He was the one who noticed, and he informed me by saying that we couldn't go back in the water or we would be eaten by sharks. FML

by Unsuspecting / 04/16/2016 at 8:23am / United States / Health

Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML

by farmingman / 04/14/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2016 at 1:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after living for a while with my husband and our cat, I'm still not sure which of the two leaves the most hairs strewn around the house. FML

by Lanthane / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / France (Aquitaine) / Animals

Today, I tried to train my cat to scratch the scratching post by giving her a treat every time she used it, but she took that as getting a treat every time she scratched something. Now, not only does she scratch all my furniture, but she also meows for a treat while doing it. FML

by angrypetowner / 03/28/2016 at 11:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML

by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I met a girl who was just as socially anxious as me. We spent the whole night staring at each other, then quickly looking away when the other person saw. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

by Hotdamn / 03/21/2016 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I sent a cover letter in which I bragged about my exceptional attention to detail. After it was sent, I noticed the company name and address were from a different job application. FML

by tango-c / 03/17/2016 at 3:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML

by inpain / 03/17/2016 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went into a store for an interview. I've had several places wanting to talk to me and this job was a lot lower paying. I got a little cocky and when offered the job, I said I wanted some time to finish my other interviews first and see what my options were. The manager then took back his offer. FML

by Jeanna / 03/15/2016 at 7:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work

Today, an old man wanted to return a fryer. The box had blood smears all over it, so I told him no. He became irate and demanded a manager. Management said, "Hell no and don't touch that box." When I came back, he was licking a paper towel and attempting to wipe off the blood. FML

by leafynitemare / 03/08/2016 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Work

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