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by ZittyMii / 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm / United States (Colorado) / Geek
Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML
by Chichensoup / 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 8:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by dead / 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by holycrap / 03/03/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time.Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML
by humiliated / 02/26/2010 at 5:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Jeri / 02/12/2010 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Love
by heartbroken / 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Absent / 01/12/2010 at 12:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by Hugh_Jankles / 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
by rtrim29 / 12/26/2009 at 11:18am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
by Theo / 12/18/2009 at 1:52am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
by ollierocks96 / 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Laura_2118 / 12/12/2009 at 2:28am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…