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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1488
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ValVee92 : My Name Is Valerie & I'm 22 Years Old❤️✌️

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ValVee92's favorite FMLs

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

#11637324
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37817) - you deserved it (5554)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm - misc - by ZittyMii (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

#10658705
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15850) - you deserved it (248330)

On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

#9407867
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35478) - you deserved it (5994)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (6826)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

#8927721
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28247) - you deserved it (6029)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by dead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

#8790917
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (2337)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time.Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML

#8658617
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18349) - you deserved it (3495)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:21am - intimacy - by humiliated - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

#8159042
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30744) - you deserved it (4431)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9639) - you deserved it (100344)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (5778)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25492) - you deserved it (32537)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8168) - you deserved it (85690)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

#6805892
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31485) - you deserved it (1858)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was eating lunch out side with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#6795519
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30822) - you deserved it (2561)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:43pm - animals - by ollierocks96 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first compliment in months. Apparently my body spray makes me smell like a stripper. He then asked me if he could "park the beef bus in tuna town". FML

#6718371
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20172) - you deserved it (3771)

On 12/12/2009 at 2:28am - intimacy - by Laura_2118 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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