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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42577) - you deserved it (3423)

On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12367) - you deserved it (27613)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by lovemyteacher (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63755) - you deserved it (3751) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9311) - you deserved it (24119)

On 11/08/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by lambxox - United States

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (13639)

On 11/02/2010 at 2:20am - work - by saraleerocha - Sent from mobile version

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35826) - you deserved it (4499)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30100) - you deserved it (6746)

On 10/25/2010 at 1:42am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (12729) - you deserved it (37168)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21327) - you deserved it (28361)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11443) - you deserved it (64412)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (31206) - you deserved it (5606)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43948) - you deserved it (4723)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37889) - you deserved it (15988)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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