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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1992 (24 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 3619
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>mikethekid07</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 1:35am<b>mariusakke</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 5:17pm<b>Mons</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 12:29am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 11:16am<b>2simz</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 11:13pm<b>mikethekid</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 7:38am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 3:31pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 11:14am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 11:15pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 4:47pm<b>khadishja</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 6:57pm<b>vaas90</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 3:49am<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 11:51am<b>bomzo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 4:08am<b>generalbirdman</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:38pm<b>wildbynature</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:58am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:40am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:04am

Fucked!<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 9:31pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 2:04pm<b>khadishja</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 6:23pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 12:05am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:57pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 8:09pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 8:43am<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:46am<b>Lars93</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 3:44pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:44pm<b>jacky75</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:50am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 6:40pm<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:35pm<b>c_wyld</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 9:29pm<b>tazmanmike2013</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 11:33am<b>Live4funny</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 4:25am<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 9:03pm<b>jimmysixx</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 1:08pm

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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ValVee92's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML

by nevergonnatrust / 11/18/2010 at 4:23am / Intimacy

Today, I got my science test back. I thought I did a horrible job on it, but only three were circled. I was happy but doubtful that I did so well, so I asked my teacher just to make sure. He said it was faster to circle the correct answers. FML

by lovemyteacher / 11/14/2010 at 12:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

by lambxox / 11/08/2010 at 4:04am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

by saraleerocha / 11/02/2010 at 2:20am / Work

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

by miss cranky pants / 10/30/2010 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

by anon / 10/25/2010 at 1:42am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 2:28am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

by ohman / 10/02/2010 at 2:28am / Singapore / Love

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

by milhouse86 / 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (North Carolina) / Transportation

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Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

by lonelyguy321 / 07/27/2010 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Intimacy