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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2539
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML


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On 07/22/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by whymegirl - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML


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On 07/20/2012 at 10:12pm - misc - by divorce? i think so (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML


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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML


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On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML


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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States

Today, in a parking lot, a girl came up to our car and started to knock on the window and scream, "I KNEW IT!" My girlfriend doesn't believe that I don't know her. FML


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On 06/03/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Apissedoffguy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML


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On 06/02/2012 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML


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On 05/03/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Laura (woman) - France

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML


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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML


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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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