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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (18 years)
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Vahex's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46138) - you deserved it (7647)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50259) - you deserved it (13215)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by fredfredburger (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55664) - you deserved it (4856)

On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45493) - you deserved it (6461)

On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 1:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark only to discover it was poo. After further investigation, I find out my younger sister had been wearing them and 'experimenting'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44913) - you deserved it (4355)

On 04/04/2014 at 10:17am - kids - by AshleyP - United Kingdom

Today, a lady who works for my husband confided in me that they've been sleeping with each other and now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife. FML

Today, my husband cracked a "rectum? damn near killed him" joke at my grandfather's funeral. He had genuinely spoken without thinking, but his quick gasp and "Oh shit" sounded quite sarcastic. We were both kicked out. My family thinks I put him up to the whole thing. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by shanti (woman) -

Today, I finally received the last check from my insurance company after my house flooded 10 months ago. Tonight my house flooded again. FML


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On 02/02/2014 at 6:32am - love - by itwasalongnight -

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by yes i meant ex-boyfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML


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On 01/08/2014 at 10:23pm - misc - by chapstick (man) - United States (California)

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (17870)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Puerto Rico

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