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Vagitarian1

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 683
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Vagitarian1 : I'm from L.A. What else can I say?

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Vagitarian1's favorite FMLs

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML

#21355305
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30424) - you deserved it (2635)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

#18587898
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22516) - you deserved it (2817)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:45am - misc - by jriese444 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

#2734034
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51910) - you deserved it (65338)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)



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