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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VVasquez : Victoria, 18, future Marine

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Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML


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On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML


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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML


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