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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1822
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VVasquez : Victoria, 18, future Marine

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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VVasquez's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29676) - you deserved it (8530)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29482) - you deserved it (2860)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61050) - you deserved it (3593)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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