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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1765
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About VVasquez : Victoria, 18, future Marine

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Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62710) - you deserved it (12245)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete thehole project that I've been working on for about three weeks . I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first looool domino, an watched with pride . When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record . FML

#2766675
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44738) - you deserved it (29456)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by DamnDominoes (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my boy friend said "you know who u remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then 4 the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is!! FML

#2401768
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (3303)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jazzyfayyye (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIAND INVITAD MA OVAR SO I WANT, NOT THINKING ANYTHING OF IT . TO MY SURPRISA, HA BROKA UP WITH MA . I WAS PRATTY UPSAT, AN AS I WAS LAAVING HIS MOM HANDS MA A BOX . WHAN I GOT HOMA I OPANAD IT . HIS MOM BAKAD MA A BRAAK UP CAKA . FML

#2290752
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52292) - you deserved it (3306)

On 05/25/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by cakegirl (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... Mah Boss Asked Me To Pick Up Some Supplies For A Presentation. I Entered The Store In The Middle Of An Armed Robbery... Was Knocked To The Floor... And Had Mah Cash... Phone And Credit Cards Stolen. When I Told Mah Boss The Story... She Said... "So Were U Able To Get The Binder Clips?" FML

#1682300
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62404) - you deserved it (2989)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Jay (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approachd by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I askd, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turnd around an left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

#1047922
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16410) - you deserved it (73033)

On 04/17/2009 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done I gave him a wink before opening mah car door. It was locked. I had to call mah Dad to bring mah spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited 4 mah Dad to show up. FML

#739087
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11798) - you deserved it (49512)

On 04/01/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I told mah girlfriand I naadd somaona to talk to bacausa I just found out mah aunt has cancar!! Sha told ma to talk to har in an hour, Spongabob was on!! FML

#736026
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58669) - you deserved it (4977)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got back from a 6 month deployment overseas . My girlfriend of 3 yeres couldn't pick me up from the airport cuz she had an intramural softball game to go to . FML

#617826
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75668) - you deserved it (5790)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:06am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashd her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now think were lesbian and that I'm ahore. FML

#416306
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21456) - you deserved it (71738)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)

2day I laced up mah fabulous new boots an walked outside to find mah hot neighbor with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose feeling quite confident. Upon taking mah first step down the stairs I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in mah head. FML

#233704
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (35851)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:16pm - misc - by Triple F (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, fir the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

#36219
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41783) - you deserved it (7599)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:02am - misc - by shinoza (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

TODAY.. . AS BOYFRIEND WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT HE WAS NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH ANOTHER WOMAN NAMD JULIE.. . HE LOOKD ME IN THE EYE AN EXCLAIMD.. . "I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.. . I LOVE U MORE THAN ANYTHING.. . JULIE" . FML

#13222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48458) - you deserved it (2887)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got in a huga fight with mah mom!! So, I want to mah room an lockd mysalf in thara an playd loud music so I didn't hava to haar har!! Sha than dacidas to yall at ma ovar facabook!! Shortly aftar, I looool log out of Facabook!! Sha than starts yalling at ma on Yahoo!! Damn tachnology!! FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11145) - you deserved it (23649)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)



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