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by fakelaugher / 12/19/2010 at 10:41pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 8:05am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by person123abc / 12/09/2010 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm / Singapore / Health
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 10:45am / Brunei Darussalam / Love
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
by login_eddy / 09/17/2010 at 2:37pm / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
by Eeeek / 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm / Bulgaria (Varna) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
by ditched?? / 08/06/2010 at 5:05am / United States / Love
Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML
by girlgirlinsanity / 07/25/2010 at 7:09am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Jessi / 07/21/2010 at 3:32pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/24/2010 at 1:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2010 at 12:29pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/07/2010 at 2:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
by Rach / 02/20/2010 at 8:58am / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finally admitted to the woman I love that I've spent the last year reconstructing myself… Today, I grabbed my gf's moms tits from behind while grinding against her butt. My gf won't believe… Today, my mother was telling me how i use to suck on my dad's nipple's when i was hungry as a baby,…