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UsernameAnxiety
  • Town/Country : U.S. of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 381
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57650) - you deserved it (4792)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47309) - you deserved it (2781)

On 08/06/2013 at 10:44am - work - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my band and I played at our first ever real gig. Our drummer turned up high out of his damn mind. After ruining our act with his godawful performance, he screamed "HELL YEAH!" then ran and dove off the stage into a nearly non-existent audience. We were told to never come back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44531) - you deserved it (4696)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML

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99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51212) - you deserved it (10226)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Senegal

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45103) - you deserved it (3029)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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